{"id":5385,"date":"2018-08-20T09:54:33","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T08:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/?page_id=5385"},"modified":"2018-08-20T10:09:23","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T09:09:23","slug":"have-you-heard-the-one-about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/?page_id=5385","title":{"rendered":"Have you heard the one about&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5383\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about.jpg 753w, https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/have-you-heard-the-one-about-400x263.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>29 July &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Luke-161-15.pdf\">The Shrewd Manager<\/a> Luke 16:1-13<\/p>\n<p>5 August &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Luke-1614-31.pdf\">The Rich Man &amp; the Beggar<\/a> Luke 16:14-31<\/p>\n<p>11 August &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Luke-171-10.pdf\">The Millstone, the Mulberry Tree &amp; the Meal<\/a> Luke 17:1-10<\/p>\n<p>17 August &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Luke-1711-19.pdf\">The Foreigner who Came Back<\/a> Luke 17:11-19<\/p>\n<p>26August &#8211; Noah, Lot &amp; the Son of Man Luke 17:20-37<\/p>\n<p>2 September &#8211; The Persistent Woman Luke 18:1-8<\/p>\n<p>9 September &#8211; The &#8216;Saint&#8217; and the &#8216;Sinner&#8217; Luke 18:9-14<\/p>\n<p>16 September &#8211; The Rich Ruler Luke 18:18-30<\/p>\n<p>23 September &#8211; The Blind Man Luke 18:31-43<\/p>\n<p>30 September &#8211; The Tax Collector Luke 19:1-9<\/p>\n<p>7 October &#8211; The Nobleman and his Servants Luke 19:11-27<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>29 July &#8211; The Shrewd Manager Luke 16:1-13<\/p>\n<p>5 August &#8211; The Rich Man &amp; the Beggar Luke 16:14-31<\/p>\n<p>11 August &#8211; The Millstone, the Mulberry Tree &amp; the Meal Luke 17:1-10<\/p>\n<p>17 August &#8211; The Foreigner who Came Back Luke 17:11-19<\/p>\n<p>26August &#8211; Noah, Lot &amp; the Son of Man Luke 17:20-37<\/p>\n<p>2 [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":47,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5385","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5385"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5395,"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5385\/revisions\/5395"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ascensionbrighton.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}